Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu, but he’d done so wellduring the year that the teacher suggested to the principal that theygive him an oral exam to make up for the test he’d missed.
The principal agreed so they called Johnny into the office, explained,then the teacher asked, “Johnny what does a cow have four of, that Ionly have two of?”
Johnny replied, “Legs.”
The teacher asked, “Johnny, what do you have in your pants that Idon’t have in my pants?”
Johnny replied, “Pockets.”
The teacher asked, “Johnny, what is the capital of Italy?”
Johnny replied. “Rome.”
The teacher turned to the principal and asked, “Should we pass him?”
The principal replied, “Better not ask me, I got the first two wrong!”

*FOr the benefit of those who dun get the joke first time:

THe PRincipal was thinking of Tits(COws have 4) and dick (the teacher's a female) for the first 2 answers..LOL!!!
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